wow, gamer

An infamous quote made famous by the one, Jon Hendriks. Often spotted playing Runescape with his little brother Nicky, Jon uses this term excessively. You ought to watch out for his father, Bob, who is known for his vicious headbutt.

Jon H: Wow, gamer.
Jon G: Stop saying that you cockcheese.
Zach R: Qwned.
Ryan R:urrite

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Gamer Grease

The grease left over on the controller after a hard gaming session.

Hey bro, I gotta clean my controller, I got that gamer grease.

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gamer time

A moment along the present and perceivable spectrum of the space-time continuum when an individual decides to participate in virtual games on a device.

Note: This activity is only currently depicted in three dimensions and is not to be confused with soup time.

Gamer headset: on; knuckles: cracked; girlfriend: none; yep.. it's gamer time.

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Gurl Gamer

A girl that plays video games simply to catch the attention of males. Gurl gamers often only play one kind of game, such as Halo, Call of Duty, or an MMO. Gurl gamers flaunt that they are girls and make a big deal out of it. Gurl gamers are the opposites of girl gamer.

Example 1:
Gurl Gamer: "Thats right, I'm a girl AND I play video games!"

Male: "Oh yeah? What kind of games?"

Gurl Gamer: "Halo and Call of Duty!"

Male: "...Anything else?"

Gurl Gamer: "No, just those..."

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Gamers Back

A severely arched back, inflicted from extreme gaming at a young age.

Kyle: OH MY GOD! LOOK AT RYANS GAMERS BACK! ITS MASSIVE!
Ryan: Gamer!!

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lipstick gamer

“the women who usually appear on these networks to represent female gamers are unvaryingly clad in size 0 jeans and tight tube-tops. They spit like angry cats as they scream about their mad gaming skillz and call a challenge for male gamers to ‘get their ass kicked’ by a girl.”

These are the gamer girls who look unbelievably hott and are pretty good at the games they play which can usually turn out to kicking guy ass.

Blkyoshi69- I just beat you at Neopets, World of Warcraft, Diablo II, Halo, Brute Force, Super Smash Bros, Age of Empires while feeding my infant son, changing my toddler and cooking for my husband...PWNED!!!

SillyBoy- You're a girl?! Yeah right you are just some poor old man in his basement living at his mom's house.

Blkyoshi69- Ugh, loser....-.- (lipstick gamer)

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God Gamer

forsen

forsen the god gamer.

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