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He ugly as frick but he like a chimpanzee and he’s cuddly so we didn’t put him down yet
Oh man, the hairy monkey is very... CHILL
When someone’s head is structured in which it looks liked a TicTac, but they have a beard etc....
-“Hey!, have you been Dave lately”
-“Yeah, he be looking like a right hairy TicTac”
I want some hairy woman to masturbate with me
Hairy pussy masturbating
An endearment for a bushy penis. Possibly British English in origin.
When he dropped his trou, I saw he had a Hairy Thomas. Didn't bother me.
A pair of balls that have never seen a razor or a wax strip in there entire existence with hair so long you could plait it
Hey I nearly choked on a pair of hairy plums last night !!
one sexy mofo you see in school but you never have the guts to talk to
girl 1: omg 12o'clock!
girl 2: girllllllll hairy hermit lookin fine as hell
A woman's vagina that is surrounded on all sides by at least a moderate to an excessive amount of pubic hair such that the vaginal opening is almost completely obscured from view.
Donna: OMG, Dave just text me that he wants us to make a sandwich tonight!
Sue: A sandwich?!? For dinner?!! Yeah that's odd.
Donna: No silly! Not a sandwich to eat. He want us to have sex. He'll supply the meat with his cock and I'll provide the provide the bread via my hairy bun.
Sue: Hairy bun?!?
Donna: Yeah, it's a complete jungle down there I haven't mowed the lawn since college and that was 10 years ago. But Dave says it keeps his meat extra warm when he wants a sandwich.