Jimmy G

The hottest man alive, currently a QB for the 49ers circa 2020, previously on the Patriots

Not only is Jimmy G the hottest man on the planet and could break my back any day, but he is also a QB!

jimmy legs

term for a spasming of ones legs or other body appendages in bed which occur beyond a person's control.

i had jimmy legs after drinking too much the night before

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jimmy page

"1 In the beginning, the LORD Jimmy picked up his ax and played, and fire flew from his finger tips. 2 That fire became the Sun and Stars." - Kreation 1: 1-2, Buch von geführt

LORD Jimmy Page is GOD!!

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jimmy urine

god

hey, guys, who's jimmy urine?
god

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Little Jimmy

Childish fans of professional wrestling who lose sleep and cry when their hero loses a fight.

When John Cena got got, Little Jimmy cried himself to sleep for a week!

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Jimmy Savile

1. A TV show host from the 1970s famous for the UK show "Jim'll Fix It" in which children were brought in to have one wish granted by the show's producers.

2. The ritualistic act of inserting one's erect or semi-erect penis in to the ear of a sleeping third party, followed by a loud recital of the theme tune from "Jim'll Fix It", intended to rouse the slumbering victim.

1.
"I think Jimmy Savile looks a bit like a paedophile."

2.
"BA-BA-BAAAA! Jim'll fix it for yo-o-o-o-ou!"
"ARGH! Why have you got your penis in my EAR?!?!?"
"Haha - Jimmy Savile'd, bitch."
"...my ... ear..."

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st jimmy

a sexy badass psychopathic punk who is the baddest motherfucker in town.

"I told you so, so shut your mouth before I shoot you down"
"I am the son of a bitch, and Edgar Allen Poe"

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