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When you go to friendly's and you order a chicken basket and recieve cole slaw AKA gizz lettuce.
Friend: Would you like some of this cole slaw?
You: Fuck that, it looks like gizz lettuce.
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dude 1 : "Yeah man hooked up with that chick from the club last night."
dude 2 : "Nice"
dude 1 : "Not really, got to the bedroom and got her pants down and she had a taco with extra lettuce;that shit hanged to her knees!"
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Please refer to the definition of FFL for even more clarification.
Female Flesh Lettuce is the extended form of FFL. In short, the labia (or vagina lips) resemble leaves from a head of Romaine lettuce, though in fleshy form.
The ingredients for a flesh salad are...
-A few leaves of fresh female flesh lettuce
-A teaspoon of thousand island dressing
-Vigorous tossing
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The act of using potato chips as a poor man's lettuce for your sandwiches.
Bill forgot to buy lettuce again, so he decided to use Trailer Park Lettuce for his ham sandwich.
The term skinny little lettuce is used when u are jealous or if u are angry then the person will be a drunk dinosaur trying to catch a fly falling off a cliff so they won’t understand
Guy 1”Pours Lego on guy 2”
Guy 2” What in the fucking world"
Guy 1"laughs"
Guy 2" GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SWAMP"
Guy 1 " Beeeeeep"
Guy 2 " U SKINNY LITTLE LETTUCE"
I been smoking this ancient thunder lettuce all day long.
when a girl has a piss in public
look at that sick bitch shaking her lettuce in the middle of the road.
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