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maloney maneuver

Purposefully telling grandiose lies to falsely accuse or cower someone to exert power, control, or for political gain.

Did you hear the whoppers he told about Jim to undermine him? Did he think anyone believed it? Total Maloney Maneuver

by Elmer Champs March 26, 2024


Popeyes maneuver

(n.) resisting change as long as possible before its too late. Seen in all walks of life, including interpersonal issues to international affairs. Named after Popeyes' delayed entry into the chicken sandwich industry to compete with Chik-fil-A.

Karen: "Tom wants to cut his hair the day before our wedding."
Lisa: "It's a Popeyes maneuver, plain and simple."

by nolandc August 31, 2019


Jonah's Maneuver

Named after the creator Jonah Williamsworth O'Brien. It is a technique of masturbation frequently used if one were to find themselves with an absence of arms or chromosomes. Where the individual lies on its stomach and rubs its cock and/or pussy lips against its legs. Which is a very efficient way of reaching sexual climax for some.

Mahmood: "So how do you masturbate Corbin?"

Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"

Keiran: *Autistic grunts*

Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"

by Blackflys December 15, 2019


The genius maneuver

Doing something that seems highly intelligent, but is actually one of the worst things you could have possibly done.

"When the police were talking to my buddy Mike, he tried to prove his innocence by explaining exactly how he would have done the crime. He pulled the genius maneuver"

by The man in the bushes April 9, 2024


riggity-fondue maneuver

A maneuver utilized in the popular family game, Connect 4, that involves playing pieces in such a way that the winner is decided forcefully at the last available row to place pieces.

Aw man! You got me with the riggity-fondue maneuver again!

by Tommy432 October 6, 2023


Gay maneuver

When your friend decides to grow a mustache and starts to look gay because of it.

Person 1 : Emile just did a Gay maneuver.
Person 2 : A what?
Person 1 : He let his mustache grow.

by Ballsgaming123 December 6, 2024


The James Maneuver

When a 250 lbs. man who wears baseball hats gets passed the bong in a rotation and takes 50 micro hits over the course of the 5 minutes he hogs it, gets spit all over it and charrs all the weed and then passes it to the next man in the rotation and acts like nothing happened.

Person 1: *Passes the bong to James
James: Executes the classic James Maneuver.

Person 2: That fat bastard just FUCKED the bong.
Person 3: He did The James Maneuver

by Nzirkru882828 September 3, 2022