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When someone vomits after too much tequila.
Billy became a mexican distributor last night after that last shot of tequila.
When something is defective or breaks on you when it's past the date of exchange policy or warranty, you buy another one of the exact same item and then return the damaged item using the new reciept.
*Explained to me by my Mexican-American friend.
Dude: Dang Bro, my USB flash drive just failed :-/
Bro: Dude, just buy another one from Amazon and return the dead one for a refund... it's called The Mexican exchange!
The pipe that vents a Port-a-potty's fumes
Damn, that blue room stinks.... i bet that mexican chimney is clogged
The outrageously long distance between you and the toilet generally realized after consuming a slippery meal from a local Mexican restaurant.
After that triple cheese, black bean, and shrimp chalupa, my mexican mile ended with a a call to The Home Depot for an emergency steam-cleaner rental.
It refers to a no-win/no-lose situation. It does not require three participants; two is enough.
There's a 19th Century story in Mexico that illustrates the Mexican Standoff very well. Two horse carriages going in the opposite direction entered a narrow street and met halfway through. Neither could move forward, and each insisted that the other back his horse carriage up. Each sent servants for foor and water, and both stayed firm for several days, until the authorities made both of them back up.
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The act of inserting a burrito in a friend's butthole, and then simultaneously clapping his cheeks together, breaking the burrito in his anus
"Dude, lets go mexican Typhoon Matt."
"Yeah, hes asking for one"
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About an hour and 23 minutes after the designated time.
The best excuse to use after being late, especially for a date.
Josh: Where the hell were you?!
Tony: What do you mean, I made it on time.
Josh: It's like 9! You were supposed to be here an hour and a half ago!
Tony: I meant Mexican Time...
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