Doing a Neil

Whipping it out in public,i.e a plane train bus.

Hey jonnys doing a neil

Neil Diamond

When a man ejaculates on one’s knee cap.

Like a Pearl Necklace, but when seamen is targeted at the knee cap, it is indeed a Neil Diamond

“Ron, when you are finished, will you please give me a Neil Diamond”

Neil's Law

For every item dropped on the ground, by accident, each item will fall in a place where it becomes non visible.

I dropped my pill on the ground. Neil's law is in effect, as I can't see where it landed.

Neil Francis Edward

The sexiest man alive

Commoner: You know Neil Francis Edward, he is the sexiest man alive

neil<3

the best boyfriend and the most gorgeous boy ever🩵🫶 also a huge cod nerd 🫶ALSO A FUCKING FAG TOO

person 1: leonardo dicaprio is the most gorgeous person ever
person 2: no?? neil<3 is??
person 2: oh shit right sorry 😥😥

National Neil Roast Day

It's every day bro.

Hey guys! You'll never guess what day it is today!
Lemme guess it's National Neil Roast Day again?

Neil whitehurst

A good Christen boy

Neil whitehurst whent to church everyday