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Originated in New Jersey, but rapidly went global when the rest of the world felt its sting. Involves coaxing your male friend into mooning someone/somebody. When he drops his britches, you pull out a metal ruler or yard stick and slap the hell out of the back of his wedding tackle. Very painful and unless your friends are complete morons, they will only fall for this all time party favorite once.
Ryan: Hey yo Chris, moon that bus of nuns over there!
Chris: YEAH! (spoken Lil' Jon style)
Chris drops trow and reveals his shockingly white ass as Ryan discreetly pulls out a metal ruler.
There is a smack heard round the world as Chris's now black n' blue ball sack flies forward hitting him in the face.
Chris: Do that again you gheymo and I'll lite your face on fire and put it out with an ice pick!
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Located in Hunterdon County, or one of the wealthiest counties in the world, Lebanon is basically filled with rich kids. Many of the kids here have big houses and lots of property, but they say "my house is average" because to them, it's not that big compared to the rest of their town/neighborhood.
Lebanon, New Jersey is filled with little rich kids and is one of the richest cities/towns in the United States. Woohoo.
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the town of fake white bitches that think that everyone is irrelevant but themselves. There is one main group and everyone collides into one in high school and the friend groups interfere. the relevant people become irrelevant. the bitches become sluts. and everybody has a juul
bro Wayne, New Jersey is so fake its not even funny
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1. A fecal transplant, invented in New Jersey. 2. The more general act of inserting fecal matter into something.
1. To cure her Crohn's disease she received the New Jersey treatment.
2. The French gave Africa the New Jersey treatment.
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The greatest hockey team that has ever existed. Nothing else needs to be said.
Yeah, that team is good, but the New Jersey Devils are way better.
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n. A slang term for the practice of a male allowing a female to urinate into his mouth during a sexual encounter.
Dude, that is a bodily fluid exchange worthy of the title "New Jersey Gatorade"! She totally squatted on my face and gave me some lemon lime!
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A beautiful and great state to many of us New Jerseyites.
A redneck from the south: (strong accent) Your from joisey are you, does it smell?
New Jerseyite\New Jerseyan: One, its New Jersey and two, it smells like trees, so shut the fuck up.
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