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The inability to urinate in public, for example at a crowded row of urinals.
"What's the matter? I thought you said you had to go?"
"I *do*, but I just got pee shy."
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therapy but misheard
Emo kid from tiktok:DePerUssIan I gOt IT aNsietiy I gOt It FaIry pEe gOt It FrEnS...I doNT gOt It..........🖤😭
Everyone:Wtf-
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Pee Sauna is a state of enlightenment obtained when one steams their piss and absorbs the vapour in a portable sauna. The enlightenment is said to gift the user with abilities similar to that of The Melon Man and HeeHoo. Lesser results can be obtained by using six cans of Red Bull or two full bottles of High Life.
A person can only withstand the Pee Sauna up to three times, any more and it becomes a pattern. And nobody wants a pattern involving pee.
Evan: What if you guys did a pee sauna?
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When a man using a urinal adjacent to yours, tries to watch you pee.
Damn, the guy next to me was trying to do a peek-a-pee. I should have used one of the stalls.
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The substance that leaves the male urethra after filtration of the blood via the kidneys.
College professor: what is the name of the substance that is excreted from the body in the liquid form?
Student: Dick pee.
College professor: That is correct.
Putting raw spaghetti into your pee hole and leaving it there until it softens. This process can be more timely if you have a buddy to put the other half of it in his so your dicks "lady and tramp". A master chef can even make lasagna.
"Bone" appetit!
It's all you can eat pasta night so Johnny and Paul were up all night preparing pee spaghetti.
Pro tip: put a little olive oil in the dick hole so the pasta isn't sticky!
Final pee that marks the end of a bowel movement.
Tom was certain that his explosive diarrhea was finally over when his punctuation pee started.