clown pied

to ejaculate into ones hand then shove into anothers face. Usually not be request

I cream pied that kid good!

7👍 9👎

Pi in the Sky

When math-anxious or mathophobic folks are prepared to watch a movie on the number π, or to listen to a podcast on it, on a “flight to nowhere,” as they take pride in playing their part to keep their national airline from going under.

Environmental groups have criticized those “Pi in the Sky” vanity flights, which would release millions of tons of carbon dioxide in polluting the environment.

98👍 136👎

pi day

a day thats been called pi day cause of the 3rd month on the 14th day. most men don't care cause its steak and BJ day

Piggy: 3.14! todays Pi day!
Jack: shut up fatty! I should be gettin a blowin from my lovely wife today! stick that in your "Pi" and smoke it!

42👍 90👎

Go Pies

May the mighty Magpies triumph

"Go Pies"

7👍 10👎

Sigma Pi

A raging cesspool of homosexuality, frequent nudity, and prison shower gang-bangs. Contrary to popular belief, most of the brothers are actually bisexual, and enjoy the company of a lady as well as man. The house is an odd mix of classic "bros," completely worthless potheads, everyday regular normal guys, just plain weirdos, and every possible combination of the above. It is balls deep in Urbana in order to segregate Sigma Pi and maintain the purity of the rest of the Greek Community.

"Hey you worthless pothead, stop smoking pot in the house!"
"Ill stop smoking pot when that weirdo puts clothes on!"
"Ill put clothes on when Kates stops acting like an everyday regular normal guy!"
"I'll start having a personality when all the bros close their doors when getting a blowjob!"
"Zook says I agree with all of the above in Sigma Pi."

133👍 329👎

Pi-sexual

One that is finds no pleasure in life or sexual experiences although finds complete bliss in the perfection of the equation Pi to such an extreme degree that they feel as if the meaning of life it’s self was meant to solely worship Pi.

I didn’t understand nor enjoy life till I found the flawlessness of being a Pi-sexual.

14👍 26👎

Holy Pi

When the number π self-proclaims to be God’s “anointed” number, because it is the most famous constant in the whole of mathematics—no number has had such an impact on popular culture that even some mathophobic folks wouldn’t mind tattooing it conspicuously to look mathematically cool in the same way that unbelievers wear a cross to appear religious.

Because π is the beloved symbol of choice for millions of people worldwide, or even deified by some pi fanatics and numerologists, it’s not preposterous for the “sacred number” to be conferred the title of “Holy Pi.”

60👍 98👎