First, lay down a terrible towel as a place mat (this will get messy). Next: take pierogies, cole slaw, and french fries and place them over the testicles. Enjoy!
mmm I can't wait to give Mitch a Pittsburgh Walking Taco!
Group of gay dudes form a circle, and one shoves a kosher pickle up his ass. He spins it like a bottle, and whoever it is pointing at, has to eat it!
Chad's ass is sore from the Pittsburgh Pickle Festival, but Chris has to lose 10 lbs bc he ate too much.
Any asinine exit on a highway designed by buttholes that force you to travel through town in order to get back onto the highway, leading to you losing time from traffic. Pittsburgh and other cities in Pennsylvania are known to grossly exploit this atrocity of humanity.
I went on a road trip home yesterday and I accidentally exited at the wrong spot and there was no place to get back on. I got forced to drive through town and had to wait an hour through extremely long stop lights who green lights last only a few seconds. Stupid Pittsburgh exits.
A cleaner alternative to saying steeler shit.
When I saw how many scuffs were on the floor I said "Pittsburgh poop"
When throwing a fried mushroom at someones head and it explodes. The hot grease leaves the impression of a mushroom on there face
Wow did you see Seth Pittsburgh mushroom stamp Jason last night at the bar
-"Hey, What would you say defines Pittsburgh PA?"
-"Kenny Pickett"
When you put french fries in between someone’s ass cheeks, jizz on them, and then eat the French fries still in their ass cheeks
Mark: Hey Amanda, can I give you a Pittsburgh frypatty?
Amanda: No thanks! Justin gave me one last night.