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Poot

To toot on a person then poop

See skart.

Mike was a poot he was laughing like a laggard and then he changed his clothes.

by GluftenEed December 8, 2017


Poot

Small unit of measurement, like a teaspoon.

He only gave me a poot of cum

by mintyjuices October 23, 2020


Poot

An abbreviated version of the classic Puto sexual slur. Appropriate for use at work; SFW (safe for work) , especially when directed at supervisors. Guys named Obet or Raymundo especially like being given this moniker.

Sup Poot.

by Señorff October 11, 2021


Poots

Poots is slang for a desktop computer (PC).

"I'm getting on the Poots" - My Dad

by CaptainArc December 1, 2021


Poot

A gay mans fart that comes from butt sex instead of gas.

Damn Tom did you fart?

No I pooted, that sex was great!

by Baconator703 July 25, 2018


poot

instead of poor you say poot. like when you feel bad for something, someone, or yourself. when it doesn’t go your way

“her mom didn’t let her go to the beach, poot her”

“i look ugly today, poot me”

by damngrrr June 17, 2020


Poot

a fucking fart

Bruh I just fucking pooted and it smells like actual shit

by Ya fucking girl August 11, 2019