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1. When you are furiously masturbating in front of your girl friend a little blob of cum jumps out of your cock before the main stream does and splatters on her face or flat tummy!
2. Space craft built in a time before the dinosuars. Called the Volvo of space because it is like one big block.
1. Oh GOD! I'm so horny but no matter how much I wank I can't get off. Just this lil puddle jumper.
2. can I borrow the keys to GateShipOne, I getting a TURKEY SANDWICH 9he he I'm not funny) from Wal-Mart
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while you are getting head, your partner chokes on your massive dick and gets their mouth juices all over your balls creating puddle balls.
i choked my girlfriend the other day and she gave me puddle balls
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When a female has a male put his testicles in her mouth, vagina and anus in succession.
That chick was such a slut! I totally puddle dunked her.
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A shot of cum released during or after the act of cuddling.
Billy left a cuddle puddle in Suzy's parents bed
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The name of the person that recieves your cumshot on their stomach
Her name is puddle guts cos when I was fucking her hard, I pulled out, and blew on her guts
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Its when you are having sex with a chick and she is riding you reverse cowgirl and shits on you with explosive diarrhea and it puddles in and around your belly button.
Dude, this whore I picked up on 82nd gave me an Oregon Mud Puddle so I made her give me a rusty trombone!
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-one who jumps in and out of puddles shouting 'i'll find ye treasure matey!'
-a man who 'gets around' (male prostitute), and during his orgasm screams 'Arrrgghhh, thereeeee she blows!'; The puddles symbolize a woman's vagina, and the pirate represents the horny man.
Carly said she met this really nice Puddle Pirate down in the kittery, and he was free for the night. I bet she's going to have a wicked night.
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