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A game that revives every year because of Memes, the DNA of the soul.
The game having great music you've probably heard before, you most likely have heard "It has to be this way" with a person punching another person alot of times but it doesn't affect them.
Here's each bosses in the game explained in a few words or less:
"Stop that blade!"
Robot Dog
The average French person
Tank? Wrong! Annoying Robot!
"Magnetic force Jack, Nature's force!"
"I'm fucking invincible!" - The easiest boss
The average Brazilian
"THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES!"
Making the mother of all omelets
Person 1: "Wow! You beat that big robot, was it the final boss? Also what's this game called?"
Person 2: " That was the tutorial boss, also the game is called Metal Gear Rising."
That one celebirty chick from Persona 4
Have you heard any of Rise Kujikawa's songs? They are great!
A Roblox game that history nerds, and people that are broke and can't afford Hearts Of Iron 4.
Person 1: Hey nigger you wanna get on Rise of Nations?
Person 2: Yeah sure cracker.
Person 1: I'M GONNA WHIP YOU, YOU DIRT SLIMEY NIGGER!
nasty ass game stanky ass game
Bill get yo stanky ass of rise of nations and wipe your ass.
Jeezus christ get the fuck off rise of nations are you fucking 12?
When friend is another room with a glass or tainted window ,and another friend lifts you up to moon the person in the room.
“I was taking a shit and it was all fun and games until the bad moon rised. Or
I saw the bad moon rising
If something is very confusing with no or little explanation at all, just don't questions about it and ignore it.
Gamer 1: Why do two beer items make a painkiller when put in a blender in this?
Gamer 2: I go by The Dead Rising Doctrine, don't question it.
Man 1: Why does my kid throw up shit when he takes his ADHD medication?
Man 2: I think it's best to use The Dead Rising Doctrine in this one.