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A small community near soldotna,alaska but is actually technically in Sterling, Alaska. A group of people mostly senior citizens, and 99% of them are hypocritical and judgemental bastards that dont want to accommodate the younger generation living in the area whatsoever.
The community center is ran by said senior citizens. Consequently, since they live in such a small area, they're more often than not...bored, whether they can admit it or not. So, their main form of entertainment is to talk down about individuals younger than them, and basically one of the biggest forums of the well-known and nostalgic game called, "Telephone."
(Someone starts a ridiculous rumor, and it gets twisted and changed into something even more interesting or sometimes damaging. The few good hearted and good natured people that dwell in this area must be real-life saints to put up with the senile folk talking about things they know nothing about. But it seems that the funny river water must have some sort of a regression effect on the older generation. They go back to the same sort of insults and immature behavior relating to high school or even grade school bullying.
Otherwise, this area is a beautiful and serene setting. Great place to relax, do some gardening, fishing, and "get away from it all" (the hustle and bustle of the bigger towns or cities)
If you can manage to not have to meet your neighbors and keep to only family then you'll be set and stress-free.
Example of word as noun or verb:
I never go on vacation anymore, but that's ok because Funny River is a great place for all never-ending "stay-cation"
- I just Funny-River'd all month. It was just as great but much cheaper than paying for airfare etc. To go to some over -populated tourist trap.
When a girl take her breasts and caresses it up and down your body until you splooge.
I hope I get lucky with that hot chick tonight and she river tits the fuck outta me. Absolute double-D heaven.
A drunk, unattractive, usually rather large female found floating down a river relentlessly searching for a mate, free beer, free food, and/or free cigarettes.
First discovered on the Comal River in New Braunfels, TX; River Gorillas have been sighted on rivers all across the US.
Close relative of the Swamp Donkey.
Greg tied a Keystone smothered in pork grease to his fishing pole in hopes of catching himself a River Gorilla.
River Phoenix an attractive beautiful and multitalented person with blue eyes and a huge compassionate heart and soul too pure for the world, with equally gorgeous blue eyes and a smile that'll melt your heart.
a person with very good advice to give and is always willing to land to a hand, and always loves helping out with people, and an huge animal lover and a best friend.
" God you act like a river phoenix!"
"you look like a river phoenix!"
1.) A series of people puking in a line, causing the puke to flow like a river.
2.) A river in rural Mississippi.
Dude that party was sick last night...but I had to cross a chunky river on my way out.
Meet me at the Chunky! (referring to the river in Mississippi)
A massive Goose, who is guarding the source of Algae
I was walking by the canal, and I saw this massive river turkey!