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Being forced out of your job because you sent explicit photos, tweets, and emails.
Anthony would not resign his post because of sexual misconduct. The longer he lied and complained, the more his colleagues would squeeze the weiner.
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the love of one's life; a wife or husband; more than a girlfriend/boyfriend or one night stand; one that is shown dedication and love for.
Minister: Do you take her to be your lawfully wedded Lone Squeeze?
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A hook up or "one night stand."
"That fuckhead was so horny that he left us to go the get a Dick Squeeze with one of his old girlfriends."
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A term used for a guy masturbating while driving.
Last week, I saw a guy squeezing the wheel on 696.
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Simply “excuse me?!” In a more sassy and most importantly White Chicks (the movie) kind of way
Errr SQUEEZE ME what did she say about me?!?!?!?
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(noun)- formed from the old english term "sango" meaning " to juice". it involves squeezing a females breasts until sweet alcohol leaks from the pores.
O edward, did you give her another sangria squeeze in the water of the quarry?
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Yet another spoof of the phrase "Free Willy", this one was thought of about 30 seconds ago.
Squeeze Willy. It feels like a sponge!
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