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1. Immediately following anal sex, the man wipes an "S" with his shit-stained cock and balls in one of two places:
a. If doggystyle, then the "S" is wiped across her tramp-stamp spot (just above her ass crack)
b. If missionary, then the "S" is wiped across her forehead (which requires that her hair be pulled back)
The move is appropriately topped off with the money-shot mixed in with the shit residue.
2. A cookie
This move is distantly related to the Dirty Sanchez
1. "Yeah, I gave Julie a Steaming Sausalito last night and she enjoyed every minute of it."
2. "For a warm melty chocolate experience, make a steaming sausalito by putting the cookie in the microwave for 20 seconds."
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Steaming shit is where It feels like you are shitting out hot burning steam that is actually shit
Bob took a painful steaming shit and felt as is his anus was on fire
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When you sneak into someones house and shit on their kitchen counter. Preferably on a cheese platter next to some Fresh Havarti and some Ritz.
Tom totally pissed me off when he cock blocked me with that bitch, so I totally snuck into his house and left him a Steam-Cracker on his kitchen counter
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A lesbian with a particularly masculine job, I.e. construction, industrial, ironwork, or textile. Classically dressed in jeans, boots, masculine t shirt or flannel.
They hired a new mechanic, she’s a real steam dyke.
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when a male human ejaculates into a cup, proceeds to warm it in a microwave and then serves it with coffee.
Yesterday i totally gave kendra a steaming creamer...he didn't even see it coming!...if you know what i mean.
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The weird shit on your dick that appears after beating your meat
Goddamn I had a lot of cock steam last night
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When you're really pumped up to play a game from your Steam library, but Steam needs to do it's daily updates. Updating Steam can take anywhere form 4 seconds to 15 minutes if you are really unlucky. Some say it takes the Power of the Cosmos to stop this process, but no one can confirm as anyone who tries to stop it vanishes. Lord Gaben orders his FBI agents to capture those who have the intention of breaking the rules of Steam.
1. Micheal: "Where the hell are you? We have a game tournament today and you haven't even started up the game."
Kyle: "Steam keeps giving me this 'Updating Steam' Pop-up. I wonder if I can exit out of it..."
Micheal: "No Kyle! Don't!"
FBI: "FBI OPEN UP!"
2. Person: "Hell yeah! I just bought a bundle of Steam games for a cheap price and let them install overnight. I am now going to play some of the best games on the market."
*Clicks on Steam, Steam Updating*
Person: "Welp."
*Spins revolver*
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