Two Piece

two piece is a girl wit nice titties AND a nice ass.

Ty Dolla $ign - Don't Judge Me (Beach House 3)
"I don't want it if it ain't a two piece, yeah"

Me: ay bruh check out dat two piece
bro: damn bro, she got titties AND dat ass fuck!
Me: yeah nikka, dat azz is RIGHT

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two faced

someone that goes around bitching about everybody then sucks up to them 5 secs later. usually occurs at volleyball tournaments by really short people who wish to be popular.

katie bitches about everyone then is their bestie two seconds later. shes the urban dictionary definition of two faced.

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two-four

1) A term common in Canada, more so in Ontario than anywhere else referring to a case of 24 beers.

2) The May 24th long weekend in Canada

1) I got a two-four of molson canadian here, let's get sloppy.

2) Its the May 2-4 weekend! yay!

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two guys

Another slang term that Anthony uses out of randomness. See also: man's ass

Ex1:
Guy: Ok. So as I was saying....
Anthony: Wait! Dude! Two guys?

Ex2:
Anthony: Dude....of all seriousness...two guys.

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Two piece

A term from Gears of War online PVP. To "two piece" someone, you either use a double melee attack, first one stunning them, then the second downing, or use a weapon combo, such as melee stun, then shotgun them out.

F's sake, that locust dude is a two piecer.

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two faceded

A fake or phony person who smiles in your face while planning to stab you in the back

Oh, well she told me she hated her. Now they a couple!! She two faceded as hell.

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the two hole

A funny word for the rectum or anus of a human or animal.

That chic is a slut, she likes to take it up the two hole.

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