off brand kid

a person that is a loser.
also known as an OBK

They are off brand kid because they do wierd things.
If you sit with them you will be considered an off brand kid(obk).

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true religion brand jeans

an expensive jean brand. Most of their jeans look very nice and have thick stitchings. They have the horseshoe on the pocket as their logo. It is worn casually and is very fashionable.

Bob: "Nice jeans, they true religion brand jeans?"
Steven: "thanks, yeah they are true religions, i really like them"

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Brand New Jesus Christ

A fantastic song (by far the best song I've ever heard that was about faith and god), that questions are lives here on earth, and ask what will happen next. a song that questions faith, and ask for strength, it ask questions that any educated person would ask. I love this song and it makes me feel less alone in this world. The catholic church should make this song into a prayer.

Brand New Jesus Christ: the greatest song about god and Jesus, ever made.

"Jesus Christ, I'm alone again
So what did you do those three days you were dead?
Because this problem is gonna last
More than the weekend"

"Jesus Christ I'm not scared to die
But I'm a little bit scared of what comes after
Do I get the gold chariot
Or do I float through the ceiling"

"Or do I divide and pull apart
Cause my bright is too slight to hold back all my dark
This ship went down in sight of land
And at the gates does Thomas ask to see my hands?"

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a different brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼 than the usual most popular brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼.

An iconic quote my the man, the myth, the one and only Harry Styles when he got asked to tell us an unpopular opinion in which he answers that he prefers...

"a different brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼 than the usual most popular brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼."

1: what beans do you like bro?

- i prefer a different brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼 than the usual most popular brand of 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼.

- oh, i like Heinz...

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off brand ass nigga

niggas that just dont look right in the public

nigga 1: look at that off brand ass nigga

nigga 2: bahahahhahahaha

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Brand Name Pickup Lines

Pickup lines that refer to brand names

Brand Name Pickup Lines
-Do you work at UPS because I could have sworn you were checking out my package
-Do you work at Subway because you just sold me a footlong
-Do you want to taste the rainbow, cuz i have some skittles in my mouth
-Did you have lucky charms for breakfast because you are lookin magically delicious
-Do you work at cingular, because you're rasin' my bar

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Talkin' Brand New Goods

The antonym of Talkin' Trash. The belittling of one's abilities or achivements, especially in a competitive setting, going beyond being humble.

A: You're gramps could probably beat me in an arm wrestling match.
B: C'mmon dude, you just beat the strongest guy in gym class.
A: I just got lucky there...
B: Quit, talkin' brand new goods and lets do this!
(A smokes B in said arm wrestling match)