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always in those roblox stories on tik tok with subway surfers in the bg where the persons stomach hurts real bad the shit starts coming out their ass like a damn machine gun and then they act like nothing happened
mia: my stomach really hurts...
doctor: poop in here were gonna take a sample to see whats going on
mia: HOLY SHIT
*shit shooting out like a machine gun*
mia: anyways i have bowel cancer
1. The sound of a Disability choir a tone deaf singer
2. The handicapped student screaming in the hallway
3. When you in Sacarment meeting (Church) and all you hear is crying.
1. All I could hear in that musical was the Sound of cancer.
2. Teacher! Close the classroom door before the Sound of cancer gets louder!
3.I hate church, all I hear is toddlers producing the Sound of cancer
cancers and libras get along so well , they are just perfect for each other, a libra is an out going loud person who is always there for you when a cancer is a sensitive kinda shy person, but put them together and you’ll laugh with them for hours,
cancers and libra
girl 1:they are so cute together, what’s there signs?
girl 2:he’s a cancer and she’s a libra
girl 1:that explains it
People who get off on another person's disease and/or death. Someone who wasn't around before the said "problem".
For example, Nicole and Emily commented on Tiffany's facebook wall telling her how she is such a strong person for going through this battle with cancer but where were they all the years before? They are nothing but cancer groupies.
1. A form of cancer that, when contracted, transforms you into a puppet version of yourself.
"Angel doesn't have puppet cancer"
2. Cancer for puppets.
"Jim Henson was sued by Kermit after he contracted Puppet Cancer from filming outdoor scenes without being provided with sunscreen"
1. "Angel doesn't have puppet cancer"
2. "Jim Henson was sued by Kermit after he contracted Puppet Cancer from filming outdoor scenes without being provided with sunscreen"
Cancer that cant be cured at all.
You are infected with Marshall's Cancer your not going to die but now your a noob at minecraft and fortnite like Ninja's Ligma.
The two words you don't particularly want to hear from your doctor, but if some day you WERE to hear them you'd probably rupture your gullet laughing about how great the word gullet is.
Doc: I'm sorry sir... You have gullet cancer.
You: Ahahahahaha... *strokes neck* Ooooohh...