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deuce and dash

To take a shit, and then leave the bathroom without washing your hands.

I was at a urinal when I saw Bob deuce and dash! Note to self: Do not shake Bob's hand again.

by madworld May 31, 2013


Cramp and dash

Diarrhea

I would have went dancing last night but, I had the cramp and dash.

by Lenny Backstrom December 10, 2022


dad dash

Verb: when a dad makes a mad naked dash from the bathroom to the bedroom hoping nobody sees him, but in end not caring if they do.

I'm definitely going to need some therapy after witnessing that dad dash.

by yinzer84 April 22, 2019


Crazy Dash

The act of running, but at such a crazy and brief speed looks like a crazy dash. May also include most Olympic running events.

Sam was held at gunpoint. So he turned and made a crazy dash around the corner.

by Castleraider September 21, 2009


Dash and Hyphen

2 people. none of your business.

"Dash and Hyphen are very likely doing the exact same thing at this very moment."

by Krkič January 10, 2022


Piss and Dash

The act of urinating then leaving the restroom before anyone realizes you didn't wash your hands.

Jeff: Dude?!?! How did you get back so fast?
Scott: Dude, It's called piss and dash! Time is of the essence.

by Mullet Runner February 3, 2011


nut and dash

Nut and dash is a last priority when paying for a check alone or when you have no money to pay for your meal

Sue: last night when I was working my shit someone left some white stuff all over the check book but there was no money
Josh: uhh you know what that is
Sue what?
Josh you just had a nut and dash...

by Woahfacts---686 April 5, 2018