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A glorious man of great power that pleases every women with one touch to the anus. Rumors have it if he stares at another womens breasts they will instantly organism to the extreme, leaving great amounts of fluid on the floor she stands upon.
"dirty ricardo sure did change my life yesterday."
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An act, between two or more individuals, where one inserts contents of an ice cream McFlurry into his or her anus, to then eject it violently into the other mouth of the other participants.
Alex was craving his dirty flurry, but Grant was still waiting in the drive-thru line to order.
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When you grab a girls tits and shove them into your mouth.
Honey can I give you a dirty Daniel?
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you'll never be dirty dan, because I'm dirty dan
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The act of splitting a girl in half with your gargantuan horse cock
“You look a little sore, what happened to you last night?
“Oh nothing my boyfriend gave me a dirty Parker last night”
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A dirty Annabel is when two girls go down on each other at a coffee shop and the barista watches while making a frappe.
Did you hear that Emma and Madison did a dirty Annabel last night?
The combination of liquid and aerosol felt when an automatic toilet mistakenly flushes, post-business but pre-standing-up.
Student 1: (Audibly crying and whimpering in a restroom stall)
Student 2: Hey bro. Are you alright?
Student 1: (Behind stall door) No. I forgot to put toilet paper over the motion sensor on the toilet, and I got a Dirty Bidet... I have 4 more hours of classes! (Crying continues)
Student 2: (Shudders, shakes his head with sympathy, and walks away)