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Created possibly the worst song of 2003 (besides clap back of course) and belongs in catergories with rappers such ass ja rule and coolio
wat da hook gon be? you aint gonna hear anotha song from me
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A kick ass celtic punk rock band originating from Boston Mass. That has written awesome songs like...
State of Massachusetts, Shipping up to Boston, The Dirty glass, Tessie, Kiss me I'm Shitfaced, Johnny I Hardly Knew Ya, and Going out in Style
All songs by dropkick murphys
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You will need a mini-fridge next to your bed, the lights out, and someone you don't like. Latex glove is optional. Under cover of darkness slip the glove on and suggest doggy style to this person. Use some lube or your finger to get it wet an loose. Then reach into the fridge and pull out frozen log of feces and rapidly insert into preferred orafice. Then simply get up and walk away. She or he will never want to have sex with you again.
Melissa came over again last night and wouldn't leave me alone. So I invited her upstairs and gave her a murphy brown
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A character in "The Heretic," a one-man show by Christian Conner.
"Jesus Murphy, evangelical atheist"
-"The Heretic" by Christian O'Conner
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If it can go wrong, not only will it, but it will go so wrong you start to think "This couldn't possibly be happening to me, I must have lost my mind and am imagining this, please pass the thorazine."
Having had a terrible day that not even Murphy's Law could begin to describe I jokingly said the phrase Murphy's Rape. My friend finding it funny suggested I upload it to Urban Dictionary, but as Murphy's Rape would have it, the computer froze when I tried to take my friend's advice.
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An absolute dickhead, bullys kids with tourettes and hands out detentions when he feels bullied.
e.g. fuckwit1 "Hey bro, why u down?"
fuckwit2 "I have Jack Murphy as a teacher"
fuckwit1 " You want some mental support bro?"
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hot, sexy, and very attractive
like in shake your tale feather
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