Facebook poke

When you click the poke button on facebook and poke a friend usually a female friend, Most of the time the guy would be thinking "yeah she wants me" but the girl plays the guy at the game and draws him to her to fcuk him over in the end and make him look a jerk

Guy 1:"Lisa keeps poking me on facebook"
Guy 2:"Dude she wants you man"
Guy 1:"You serious"
Guy 2 :"Yeah dude poke? she wants to poke you man like she wants to sit on your willy"

Guy 1:"(Sends lisa a pm message) Hey I see you've been poking me your DTF?

Lisa:DTF?Down to fcuk?Errr piss off you sleazebag I was only having a poke war game just because I poke you doesn't mean I want to have sex with you

Lisa's facebook status:I've deleted that asshole now,He thinks because I facebook poked him I wanted to poke him in real life

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poke whore

Somebody who pokes people on facebook and then holds on to their reply poke without poking back. They will often try to hold pokes from as many people as they can manage, possibly as a 'challenge' to themselves.

I tried to poke xxxx yesterday but facebook says she hasn't 'received' my last one - that girl is a poke whore!

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Poke Through

While wiping your ass your finger pokes through the paper and into your Rusty Sheriffs Badge.

I had a Poke Through and got some rust under my fingernail.

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Poke The Tailpipe

A game played by a group of men either in the office with co-workers or at parties.

It involves someone being the 'Car' (the guy who gets ridden) and a cardboard tube (the 'exhaust') from either a toilet or kitchen roll. (Length depends on who's playing!)

- The car inserts the exhaust in-between his arse cheeks.
- The other men take turns driving the car by fucking the exhaust.
- Each driver does this until they ejaculate up the exhaust.
- The winner is the driver who pushes through the cum drenched exhaust and pokes the tailpipe ('arse').

Person: "Hey Grant do you want to play Poke The Tailpipe at lunch?"
Grant: "Yeah sure, but someone else can be the car this time"

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Needle Pokes

The after effects of shooting yourself with heroin needles. Your arm is left with small holes from the siringe.

Prodigy Of Mobb Deep from his solo debut album H.N.I.C. Head Nigga In Charge on the song "Rock Dat".

"Niggaz don't know what the pain is man, I got 200 needle pokes in my arm nigga".

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poke woke

girl + nap + in boyfriend's lap + boner in his pants = poke woke

When a girl is watching Forrest Gump with her boyfriend, and falls asleep in her boyfriend's lap before the scene where Forrest's mom has sex with the principal, and then the boyfriend gets a boner, and thus, the girl is poke woke.

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nuclear poke

the "nuclear option" of facebook poke wars. consists of posting a series of broken-up, quasi-threatening messages on the profile of the person you are in a facebook poke war with. the goal is to give them so many notifications that they will give up in the war.

*Posted on a facebook profile*
--i am taking the nuclear option--
--for this facebook pokewar--
--which i have, incidentally, just declared.--
-- however i have also--
--decided to take this one all the way--
--up the escalation ladder--
--right at the outset--
--because im cool like that--
-- and i have actually stockpiled a lot of nuclear weapons--
-- so now the choice is yours:--
--you can continue fighting this conflict--
--in vain--
--but just know--
--that this was merely--
--a small, initial first strike--
--a single "nuclear poke"--
--if you will...--
-- to demonstrate my escalation dominance.--
--you have been warned.--

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