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allergy salute

The movement of arm, hand and fingers to wipe across a runny nose. Suggests symptoms of allergy or cold/flu.

My son was constantly doing the allergy salute so I took him to the doctor.

by yes juanito yes November 26, 2017


Premature salutation

The situation in which you say goodbye to someone, believing that you are about to part ways, only to discover that the person is actually going in the exact same direction as you. This results in a lingering sense of awkwardness as you decide whether or not to restart the conversation.

After wishing each other well and promising to reconnect soon, Nick and Varun started walking the same way. There was an uncomfortable silence for around 30 seconds. "Wow, I sure hate premature salutations!" exclaimed Varun. "Yeah..." chuckled Nick nervously.

by VNFP October 11, 2018


Premature Salutation

Greeting another individual while walking towards each other, but doing so when there is still an abundant amount of walking space to be covered before passing each other. This untimely greet is usually very awkward, but can be saved by a brief conversation concerning issues such as weather, sports, or work.

Josh- I ran into a co-worker today downtown, but it was extremely awkward, because I said hello 20 feet away from him.

Colton- Oh, do you mean you became a victim of Premature Salutation?

by chager45 February 13, 2010


Boston Salute

(Noun) {baw-stuh n} {suh-loot} ; Telling someone to "Go Fuck Themselves".

This is the respect you give someone when you do not agree with their motives or views.
This is the respect you give someone who tries to threaten or harm you.
This expression came about after the Boston Bombing on April 15, 2013.

Sometimes it can be used as a (verb), meaning to fight. (see examples below)

If someone gives you the "Boston Salute" they are telling you to "Go Fuck Yourself".

Example 1:

Person A: I think we should vote for Hillary Clinton.
Person B: I'm going to have to kindly give you the Boston Salute on that one.

Example 2:

The thief approached the cashier brandishing a knife so the cashier gave him the "Boston Salute".

Example 3:

Son: The bullies at school said I should go home and kill myself.
Dad: Fuck them, go to school tomorrow and tell them, you are giving them a good old Boston Salute then see what they do. If they touch you you have my permission to fight.

by Boston Broseph March 10, 2016


Royal Salute

Firing your love cannon to mark her face on royal or state occasions. These events can include dressing up as royals of any century and lighting her muzzle up on stripping of titles from royals, Queen's deaths, the opening of Parliament, births of no branches baby bloodline boys, tropical women getting brought in to improve dna, visits of foreign heads of state or monthly blood, and getting front page of any gossip rag. Your good goo catapult should fire as many times as you can for 24 hours normally and fire near her Tower of London or in her royal place. The number of rounds you get through her castle walls varies according to the occasion. For example, 41 rounds can fired from all your friends when a child is born to a member of the royal family if you are one of the parents.

Just heard David Bowie and Rolling Stones singing together and feel a pulsing Royal Salute needs to be made in honor of the little island that could.

by travelinmattinok October 4, 2022


twenty one gun salute

When 21 guys all pop boners at the same time in honor of America.

Let's get together later for a twenty one gun salute.

by Unknown37 April 9, 2016


twenty one gun salute

When twenty one guys all get boners at the same time.

"Hey let's all get together later and do a twenty one gun salute."

by Unknown37 April 14, 2016