A person who bashes another person’s ship just because they don’t like it.
Person 1: I really like the ship between Ojiro and Kaminari
Person 2: personally I like the ship between Kaminari and Eijiro
Person 3: noooo Kaminari is with Shinsou :((
Person 2: shut up, ship hater
The child of two or more people (fiction or real) you want to get together.
I love Deku x Uraraka, I made a ship child for them!
When you sway like a ship in the sea from being extremely intoxicated.
Dude... I got drunk as ship last night!
Two or more friends that troll together.
This troll-ship of ours is delightfully diabolical.
A disease that hinders your ability to watch a show except episodes that have heavy shipping
Peter: "hey Chad want to binge She-ra with me"
Chad: "I can only watch the ending because I have Ship-flu"
Alright fellow humans! I think ever since movies and shows came out the human race has been BROKEN BY STUPIDITY! WE DO NOT SHIP PEOPLE LIKE ELSA AND ANNA, OR EZRA AND KANAN, OR FINN AND POE, OR ELSA AND JACK FROST, OR JESSE AND LUKAS, OR MERIDA AND HICCUP!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE EITHER FROM DIFFERENT MOVIES AND DO NOT MATCH AT ALL, OR THEY ARE APPARENTLY "CLOSE FRIENDS" so that people are like, "IF THEY ARE CLOSE FRIENDS, THEN THEY'RE IN LOVE!" ARE YOU ALL DELUSIONAL?! WAKE UP! JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE CLOSE DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE IN LOVE! IF YOU THINK THAT, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW AHT ROMANCE IS! ALL HUMANS READING THIS, LIKE THIS IF YOU AGREE, OR DISLIKE THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE DELUSIONAL AND YOU SHIP RANDOM PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE "CLOSE FRIENDS" OR THEY ARE "SIMILAR"!
I HATE it when people ship random ships! This is crud! Garbage! Trash!
To ship characters romantically, but only in ways that would be appropriate for a Disney movie. Usually used for underage characters you think would be cute together, but you don't want them to be sexual.
Person 1: "I ship those characters, but I don't want them to have sex. They're way too young."
Person 2: "Same. I just Disney ship them."