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A person who slaps a bitch's ass.
"Stop bangin my Mom you bitch-ass slapper."
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The Weirdo Jacksonville Slapper is a carefully timed maneuver. The W.J.S must be performed immediately after receiving a tattoo of a partners name. While the tattoo is fresh and still an open wound, the man who's name has been tattooed ejaculates on the woman's fresh tattoo. Immediately following the ejaculation the man will apply a firm slap to the tattoo in order to properly set the ink and claim his rightful territory.
Best performed on a first date! That is how the maneuver originated!
The W.J.S is the 8th deadly sin!
I just performed a Weirdo Jacksonville Slapper with my Old lady!
The act of slapping one's nuts against another person's forehead while they are unaware of the attack, and then yelling "Oh my GOD! Why are you cracking me in the nuts with your head you ass clown!?!?"
Sam saw Matthew napping on the couch and stealthily approached with his balls dangling free style. He quietly poised himself over his friend and rammed his nuts into his buddy's head screaming "What the FUCK you nut job? Why are you slamming your head into my ball sack?" His friend yelps out "What the fuck is wrong with you, limp dick? You're the one giving me the Kentucky Clam Slapper!"
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Trick da slapper is an unusually large rapper hailing from streets of Eugene, OR. He was born in Corvalis but was forced to leave the city after a string of legal and substance abuse issues. He became known as "da slapper" after regularly slapping the shit out of people in social gatherings. Now he is signed with an indy label named hush records and is on the rise as one of the best young gangster rappers in the game.
Yo. You headed to dat TRICK DA SLAPPER concert tonight?
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A Blonde Slapper is a mad chick, who is also known to be totes awsome
Hey mate, check out that scrussin babe over there...Oh wait thats no scrusser..thats an awsome blonde slapper! woot
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Originated in Mississippi, the Mississippi cracker slapper was named after an old woman that beat her husband, which happened to be a cracker.
You should've seen that shit man, Froggy gave that nigga Chase a Mississippi Cracker Slapper.
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A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.
Also called a DFTS.
Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.
Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.
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