wet tire

Urinating on the tire of someone's horseless carriage.

"Hey, Matt, if I get to the lot before you, I'm going to wet tire your car!"

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Sick and tired

A lot of people say they're sick and tired, when really theyre irritated and frustrated. If you're not terminally ill, you're not sick in the way that you mean when you say sick and tired. If you haven't been awake for days on end working around the clock, you're not really tired. You're just irritated and frustrated with something.

People are not really sick and tired, they're irritated and frustrated, and they've been irritated and frustrated for a long time now.

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slick tire

The act of cumming around your partners butthole and watching them slide around on the ground

Oh baby you just came around my ass, I think I'll slide around for you to show you how wet this slick tire is.

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I'm tired

You googled this because you're tired. I googled this because I'm tired. We're both tired. Go catch a nap and then do your homework. IF YOU CAN'T, just stop procrastinating and get whatever you have to get done, done. You'll be able to sleep soon enough.

"Bro, I have to study for history, but I'm tired"
"Lol me too. You ain't special."

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tire jacked

Having 1 or more of your tires stolen right off of your car.

I got tire jacked, they only took 1 tire though.

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Flat Tire

In a chick fight when one girl steps on the other girls foot and punches her in the chest really hard.

The flat tire is the best way to win at Foxy Boxing.

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spare tire

The "ring" of fat wrapping around the mid-section, caused by lack of self-respect and being abused as a child. -used to roll oneself down hills when tired.

Hey you there, I just got a flat, can I borrow that spare tire on your waist?

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