I just sa charlie Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake
Ejaculation in one's own pants, literally. Metaphorically used as an expression of ecstatic excitement.
"Did you just snow your dacks?"
"You bet I did! I just had a massive trouser sneeze"
chunks of ejected semen found in one's drawers post-coitus.
I almost got lucky, but got sick when I found she had a bad case of Cheney trouser chowder.
When someones trousers are filled with Sweat , Shit , Piss and Gunk
Man can you smell that dude ? He’s definitely got trouser chowder
(V.) To rip ass in one's pants (see fart). They come in wet and dry variants. Some dry ones may sound wet.
BRRRAP!
Jeez! Did you just rip a trouser tornado?!?
Yep! And it was wet!
Go back to the apartment and get some new underwear!
To lose your trouser confidence is when you fart but you are scared it will turn into something wet and far much worse
I had a madrass, 5 pints of guiness and half a dozen whiskeys last night. My trouser confidence is not high
Trouser truffle is the metaphorical mushroom ( a penis ) that grows beneath one's trousers.
I'm tellin' ya bro. When she bent over my trouser truffle went in full bloom.