tomato slayer

A tomato slayer is a guy who prefers to have sex while his girlfriend/wife is on her period.

John loves to do it while his wife is on the rag, he is a tomato slayer.

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tomato paste

residue left on ones penis after engaging in anal sex or getting tomato's. See get tomato's

Same as duck butter but from anal sex.

Dude! I got tomato paste all over my junk after getting tomato's last night.

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Tomato Slicer

Tomato Slicer is an act of shitting through a self made tomato slicer and giving your shit the appearance that it just passed through a tomato slicer. It can only happen when one has a dirty ass, smeared with shit and allowed to dry. The dried shit acts like an adhesive, causing the pubic hairs of the anus to bond to the shit and skin which forms a Kriss Kross pattern for the shit to pass through. When the person goes to take a shit, (depending on the texture of shit coming out), it can either go; through the tomato slicer, (2) tear through the hair/shit barrier or (3) squirt out through the taint or the top of the ass crack.

Man, I had a perfect tomato slicer today! It was fucking beautiful. I don’t remember shitting myself last night, but thank God I ate Taco Bell or it might not have passed through.

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Couch Tomato

A person like a couch potato,but instead eats healthy foods.

Ben is a couch potato,but Jen is obviously a couch tomato.All she ever eats is salads.

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Tomato Sex

Sexual intercourse that occurs after a long day in the sun. Both parties typically resemble tomatoes due to the burnt, swollen nature of their skin.

"After a long day at the beach Jenny and I went home to have tomato sex, we could barely move because of the burns."

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tomato bisque

when you're fucking a girl on her period, you pull it out and she blows you with blood on it.

that girls such a freak, she likes the tomato bisque.

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tomato pie

(noun) A pizza in which the cheese is under the sause, although the term is often applied to pizza without cheese at all (That's not the accurate use of the term, but who really cares?)

"I'm allergic to cheese... I'll just have a tomato pie."

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