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one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip

Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

by your best idiot April 26, 2010

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a toot toot

Someone that snorts cocaine.

Yea man he don't want y'all to know that he a toot toot. He still cool tho.

by MrsUnknown December 1, 2015


squimish toots

Runny farts after Anal Sex

I drilled Lauren in the ass the other night and she had squimish toots later on

by Texas2step July 20, 2017


toot salute

When somebody enters the room and you greet them with a toot.

Sally toots just as Jenny walks into the room

Sally yells "Toot Salute!"

by SunRayz420 November 30, 2021


Tilt โ€˜nโ€™ toot

When a person tilts to the side in order to pass gas.

After my son ate some beans, he had to tilt โ€˜nโ€™ toot to get rid of the gas.

by Angel2Mars August 31, 2020


Bee Toot

A toot, or "fart" created by a bee.

ya that and bees don't like, fart honey, so the title kinda makes no sense. maybe it should be called "bee toot".

by celadian September 10, 2018


Tooted and Booted

To take of another person's pants, spit in their ass then leave them with their pants down.

Yo Dawg, I swear I got tooted and booted last night.

by Alabama Spitroasting Champion January 4, 2024