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one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip

Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

by your best idiot April 26, 2010


squimish toots

Runny farts after Anal Sex

I drilled Lauren in the ass the other night and she had squimish toots later on

by Texas2step July 20, 2017


Toot Suite

For the moneyed millennial, an entire room set up for comfortable and relaxing farting alone or in groups. Airy, filtered airy, library-scaled magazine rack, beer fridge, franks and beans bubbling the stove, cabbage rolls. Fans, lots of fans. Wooden matchsticks for traditionalists.

In the loftier neighbourhoods os Silicon Valley, the true mark of a successful lactose intolerant millennial is a mansion with a Toot Suite for casual entertaining after the annual Beans 'n' Broccoli Festival Cruise.

by You rReal Name March 10, 2023


Tilt ‘n’ toot

When a person tilts to the side in order to pass gas.

After my son ate some beans, he had to tilt ‘n’ toot to get rid of the gas.

by Angel2Mars August 31, 2020


pooka toot

a nickname that one friend gives the other to show affection.

i love my pooka toot!

by dtb4life August 19, 2022


Tooted n' booted

When you pass gas in a public place and or area where other people are currently occupying and then you get out of there as fast as possible.

Lil Christian was at the party with all the homies then he tooted n' booted up out that joint.

by XHale FADELife July 18, 2021


rooter toot

It splats in your pants.

I rooter tooted in my pants!

by Boogers rooster May 29, 2023