1) to be completely,utterly and fabulously done up for some event/occasion
2) to be completely, utterly and ridiculously fucked up. Something that's unappealing because it has been through too much stress/work.
-is often times pronounced "to' up."
1) That girl be lookin' so fly tonight. She is tote up.
2) That girl be lookin haggard just like this party, yo. This place is tote up.
Totes Molotes is to agree with someone. Verbally agreeing
Friend #1 Bro have heard about that telly ting girl at the party she a real booger
Friend #2 Yea totes- totes molotes I did hear about her she's weird
a banana Hammock or a male thong
went to the beach and hung my grundle in a dick tote.
An exclamation of agreement.
A proverbial nod in agreement.
Very similar to Totes McGoats, but said with more enthusiasm.
Hey man, you wanna grab some pizza after this?
“Totes McFuckin Goats, my guy.”
Just really really irritating & frustrating!
OMG, why do you always ruin everything? You're such a Flappy bird.
You are a totes Flappy Bird
an interesting character who's livelihood rests on the "precipice of his face." A man of Scandinavian descent who refuses to carry a backpack, therefore, resorting to use a market tote. He spends many hours masquerading around the library before retiring into the fog. His favorite past-times include caressing girls' arms at the campus subway, spending the day in Starbucks reading about the Medieval ages and starring at hottie undergrads studying (all whilst distancing himself from the sideways skipper).
Girl 1: Who is that man? His look is so distinctive, I can't take my eyes off of him! What a class act!
Girl 2: He's so mysterious. He must be Sven Totes!
Another variation of the shorthand for totally, more suited for use by adults of all ages and genders.
Jordan: "Hey Redge, do you think pumpkin spice is the best spice?"
Reggie: "Totes AF."