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EGOTISTICAL TOUR-DE-FORCE

Nonsensical Cinematography term used when you don't understand a single thing about the movie, so you are obliged to say something faux-meaningful about the director. Originally used in late 1980's in Limerick, Ireland by amateur would-be film critics before spreading urban areas and thence internationally (BMC)

"I felt the film used a mishmash of several differing genres and tropes, but my main comment would be that for the director, it was an egotistical tour-de-force'

by BeeMacCee March 15, 2021


Hollywood Tour Bus

The act of releasing a bowel movement on top of another bowel movement.

Double Decker
Bismark

It was no surprise that Steve left a Hollywood Tour Bus in the public bathroom after Shannon.

by Frank the Tank 4 August 6, 2011

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Tour de Whore

Having sex with anyone just because.

I am finally single, i'm going on a tour de whore!

by JVRAS September 13, 2014

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Pools closed tour '06

A group of people at Otakon of 2006 wearing t-shirts with a black man with an afro on them saying "pools closed tour '06". Most of them dressed up as the habbo charectar and would yell "Pools closed! due to aids." if anyone asked them if the pool was indeed, still closed.

Jason: Hey, is the pool still closed?
Boy with afro: Pools closed!! Due to AIDS!!

"Hey have you seen the guys with the Pools closed tour '06 shirts?"
"Not yet but I want a picture of them."

by Adorably Dead September 21, 2006

35๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


tour my first apartment

Performing cunilingus with or vaginally penetrating your own mother's vagina, which is where you came from aka your 'first apartment'.

"So Emperor Caligula, your mom's pregnant right?"
"Indeed. And it's no wonder with how much I tour my first apartment."
"I'm going to smile and nod so you won't have me executed."

by Blayze Kohime August 30, 2022


Redbank West of The Rockies Tour

This is an act to only be attempted by people who are very sexually adventrous, flexiable, with good insurance, and a tolerance for concusions. To be considered a complete Redbank West of the Rockies Tour one and one's partner/s must complete a/an Alaskan Pipeline, Washington Candy Apple, Oregon Log Jam, California Carrot, Arizona Chilidog, Hawaiian Muscle Fuck, Idaho Slider, Utah Jaw Dropper, and Nevada Deposit Box within 12 hours.

Carolyn did not have enough money to see the sites west of the Rocky Moutains so she asked Ron and Josh to give her a Redbank West of the Rockies Tour. They were only happy to oblige her since they were some seriously messed up fuckers.

by flamingschlonge March 9, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snoop Dogg's Tour Van

a van that smells like weed 24/7, basically the worlds greatest hotbox, impossible not to be stoned

person 1: dude why are you so high
person 2: I just got out of Snoop Dogg's tour van
person 1: makes sense
Snoop Dogg: hell ya

by StoopidNurd March 17, 2022