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Traffic

The reason why I was so late for school.

I said to the principal that I was stuck in traffic AND in the same spot for thirty minutes and I was still unexcused! Bullshit.

by Haileychi September 19, 2016


Traffic

In the car , going somewhere , busy

Hey wyd ? Shit I’m in traffic right now wyd

by February 12, 2022


downtown traffic

Getting busy between a woman's legs; going down on a woman

Downtown traffic was heavy this evening.

by lalaluscious February 7, 2014


Trafficed da hoomans

Is that THEY... AREN'T EXTRA SPECIAL GUYS EITHER! They don't want to have to turn their butthole up to him (because that's literally how capitalism works). So you get 'Well, he's a pimp. I don't like pimps! I like junkie pedophile rapists who tell people I'm smart' But you're NOT smart. In any way shape or form. And YOU BOTH want people to have to do what you say... He didn't have to do any of the shit you say...The shit you say... DOESN'T WORK. It does nothing but keep people trapped in a mediocre existence. Which is what you want.

Because if they aren't trapped in a mediocre existence... Well... THEN... Then you have ANOTHER ANDREW TATE TO DEAL WITH... What do they need YOU for? Nothing! If they aren't mediocre then they have no reason to listen to you! Then you don't matter anymore! And HE might not keep people trapped in mediocrity (No he's fine with it, he'll do it). That's WHY you take so much pleasure (the sadistic kind) in MY situation. You want people to be trapped in a mediocre existence. I AM that (against my will). Even though I created A.I. (And fuck you Alex I can fix the 'using non-linear thinking to trick it into believing stupid shit' problem Alex... Probably... You fucking poof). 'He did a human traffic! He trafficed da hoomans!' It's fucking ridiculous. All because you don't want to live in reality. You want to live in hypothetical future reality! And they only way to live in hypothetical future reality... Is for people to do what YOU tell them... And you will do ANYTHING to force (And it's always for you can call it an invitation all you want it's force by way of input or withholding) people in the direction (whichever direction you want to call it it's entirely arbitrary) of your desired hypothetical future reality. You'll do ANYTHING (to put it in terms Jordan Peterson can understand with is simple idiot mind) 'seize control of heaven.' That's all it is. That's all you're doing."

by Hym Iam February 4, 2024


Kentucky Traffic puller

When a guy gets hard and a female come and stretched his dick as long as a traffic light till it bleeds.

My dick hurts so much from that Kentucky traffic puller my girlfriend gave me.

by Skibidilover June 18, 2024


Human Traffic

A verb. To take a person FROM a place and relocate them TO a different place against their will for 0 dollars.

Hym "If he didn't human traffic anyone then he isn't a human trafficer. Let it go. Do you know why you REALLY hate Andrew Tate? You want me to tell you? You hate Andrew Tate for the SAME EXACTLY REASON that I berated that fucking retard. Because he's CLAIMING to be an extra special guy... And YOU KNOW FOR A FACT (because you're READING THIS HERE right now)... That he is NOT AN EXTRA SPECIAL GUY! I did all the thinking. He didn't do 'The Work.' He got the women TO DO IT FOR HIM. He 'Owned the right thing' by literally getting a mafia guy to GIVE a casino to him (Likely by SAYING THINGS I'VE SAID). And the conversion into 'Self-help work salesman' was 👨 🍳🤭😘 a masterpiece! It was a thing of beauty! Like watching heaven get sucked into a black hole! But you're not even mad at him at that point. That's all just CAPITALISM! HE'S JUST SOME RANDOM KICKBOXER! HE'S JUST SOME FUCKING GUY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING ADMIT IT! So the socialists hate him because 'capitalism bad.' Destiny hates him because 'Oh shit! They're going to find out I'm not Hym!' And the CAPITALISTS hate him because WHAT HE MEANS... What HIS VERY EXISTENCE MEANS...

by Hym Iam February 4, 2024


traffic school

Where adolescents learn how to drive and control their road rage

Guy 1: "Bro, i just got out of traffic school after months"
Guy 2: "Congrats, man, you can now drive without getting road rage"

by YaBoiGodrizza July 8, 2024