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Puckering up and blowing into someone's as hole and pushing down on their stomach while they have diarrhea. Making it explode onto their face upon release.
You should have seen John gag after he played the "Tarnished trumpet". I've never seen anyone run to get a shower that fast.
When you blow your nose after a weekend long cocaine bender.
Larissa : *blows nose*
Brian: Ahhhh, the sweet sound of the Sunday trumpet.
When you fart and cum at the same time
me and amber were going at it so hard that i blew the gooey trumpet
A hot fart that sounds like a trumpet.
That was an awesome hot trumpet with some extreme heat on it.
The act of wafting a fart at your friend from across the room.
"Steve!" says Sally, "What would you think if I "trumpeted a fart" to you?"
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A euphamism for masterbation. Similar to a Skin Flute.
the act of "rubbing one out". jacking off. stroking it. sowing your own seed
Barney was so lonely on Saturday night, he just sat alone in his living room and played a slow, slippery tune on his KNUCKLE TRUMPET
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When you trumpet your hatred and knowledge of evil brought upon the world by Donald Trump.
It's very healthy these days to have a Donald Trumpet.
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