A young person that stands close to a less tech-savvy older person and retrieves information on request from an Iphone.
A friend that will check anything you ask promptly from a mobile device.
Hey Twitter Boy, can you get me the score from the football, send three emails and get Danny on youtube?
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Posting information on Twitter that nobody cares about.
"Yeah, we don't care that you just ate at Wendy's!!! That's just twitter litter."
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Someone who stirs up hatred or gossip on Twitter
"I can't believe seasoning chan said breathing sucks, she should be canceled for offending mermaids"
"stop being a Twitter mongerer"
A twitter head is a person who likes to twitter 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. They will twitter about anything that comes to mind. Even twittering about twittering.
I'm such a twitter head! - 10 min ago
I can't believe I twitter this much - 11 min ago
Lolz my back hurts - 12 min ago
I just fell down - 13 min ago
No seriously check this out - 14 min ago
Wow check this out - 15 min ago
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The airing of grievances towards a person, place or thing using twitter as a platform.
I have a twitter beef with people who struggle with basic grammar.
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When something unimportant is ovrhyped by the media until it reaches the mainstream, even though it adds nothing of value. Named after everyone and their mother decided to start using Twitter.
I am so sick of seeing MTV showing Kings of Leon music videos. They're such a mediocre band. Clearly, they're beneficiaries of The Twitter Effect.
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Giving a speech consisting of sentences either containing exactly or no more than 140 characters each, so they can be Tweeted.
Yo Yo, you know what, da boss come in this morning and he tell me Obama speak in 140 character βTwitter Bitesβ, but I think he a republican!
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