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The feeling most all of us are feeling right now
Guy: "I'm going to the Urban Dictionary because I am diseased with ultimate depression."
Sarcastic non-binary person: "Aren't we all.."
Guy: "I know!"
Sarcastic non-binary person: *facepalms*
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A pair of sneakers that actually makes people break their necks in order to catch a proper glimpse of such wonder.
Wow! I just broke my neck checking out those Ultimate Kicks on his feet! They are amazing!
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1. n. In the sport of Hoss-Toss, when a player scores consecutive Duhosses, it and any subsequent Duhosses are called an Ultimate Hoss. This is worth 7 Hosses.
Scott has scored 3 Ultimate Hosses in a row!!
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A guy in a group of people that everyone secretly hates and is a fuckwit
Kieran's an ultimate skux
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When two men (gay or straight) each take one dose of viagra, and once fully erect, sprint at one another. If a competitor strays away from the path of the other competitor, that one who strayed away loses.
Last Tuesday, Jimmy and Mike got very intoxicated and were dared to play a game of Ultimate Chicken. Mike moved away at the last second, making Jimmy the winner.
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So would this gun be good for hunting, say, the ultimate game?
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Ultimate win meets ultimate fail.
Co-worker 1: HEY its 4:30 - almost time to go home! ULTIMATE WIN
Co-worker 2: Yeah, its ONLY 4:30 though. ULTIMATE FAIL.
Co-worker 1: Dude, ULTIMATE WASH.
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