Random
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Random
A male family member who surreptitiously owns/operates an online Adult store.
Yo, what does yo Bro' do?. My bro sells sex toys online like shpoinks an' flugenheimers an' buzz nightgears an' all dat shit, but on the sly and he don't know we know..we call him Uncle Dildo.
Piss soaked old man, likes to follow younger men into toilets and piss on them.
Oh no, Uncle Piss has claimed his next victim
He’s just that guy and always will be just that guy
Uncle quibbers is just that guy
It's the shitty poorer version of a sugar daddy. Usually they are slightly past middle-aged. Also they tend to go for the "less pretty girls." Essentially both a Splenda Uncle and the "less pretty girl" are settling for what they can get.
Jessica: "Shelly, what about him? He seems okay."
Shelly: "I guess... but he's definitely not a sugar daddy."
Jessica: "Of course not. But he could be your Splenda Uncle!"
"Did you mean uncle jeremy?"
"Yea, he's awesome!"
Uncle Random is like kids TV directed by David Lynch . He’s that family friend who’s not actually related but you wish he was . He’s the cunt who says tells you things your parents should have . He’s a heavily medicated cunt but never hides it and that’s why people love him . Uncle Random swears way too much and makes you laugh at things you really shouldn’t
“The c word is the worst word to be invented i can't even type it out i hate it that much it makes me go all Uncle Random “
“Shut up you dumb cunt”
person is really you're 2nd cousin but you call them uncle cousin because they are much older than you and because your mom or dad act like siblings
My Uncle cousin Joey is taking me to the playground.