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Uncle Tupelo was an alternative country music group from Belleville, Illinois, active between 1987 and 1994. Jay Farrar, Jeff Tweedy, and Mike Heidorn formed the band.
Jessie: I found this great Vinyl at the used record store!
Rick: Who is it?
Jessie: Uncle Tupelo!, But they are broken up.
Rick: Bummer, I am going to write a song about a girl I can't have now.
When your uncle pays you a special visit during the night and latches hold of your cock like Harambe and gives you a tug job so hard you think your dick is going to get ripped off.
I spent the weekend with my cousins. It was great until the Uncle Harambe. I’m still sore.
Uncle Random is like kids TV directed by David Lynch . He’s that family friend who’s not actually related but you wish he was . He’s the cunt who says tells you things your parents should have . He’s a heavily medicated cunt but never hides it and that’s why people love him . Uncle Random swears way too much and makes you laugh at things you really shouldn’t
“The c word is the worst word to be invented i can't even type it out i hate it that much it makes me go all Uncle Random “
“Shut up you dumb cunt”
An aussie who throw boomerangs into a thunderstorm
I'm with uncle stevo, thunder crackles. YEEt!
When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and you wake up in the middle of the night being aggressively spooned by your uncle with a little something stiff knocking on your back door.
I thought I was dreaming till I realized I was awake and getting the old uncle spooner.
person is really you're 2nd cousin but you call them uncle cousin because they are much older than you and because your mom or dad act like siblings
My Uncle cousin Joey is taking me to the playground.
He’s just that guy and always will be just that guy
Uncle quibbers is just that guy