A universal name for crazed person whos views, attitudes or beliefs are outlandish, bizarre and not based in reality.
This book is full of nonsensical conpiracy theories. Who wrote it, Crackey Von Batshit?
A easily upset person stuck in a incredibly bad situation but, they're still trying to appear fancy so "von" is thrown in there.
I wanted to leave the house but, the governor issued a stay-at-home order. This is seriously sook von sucky!
When a guy gets an ear piercing but accidentally gets it in the gay ear
Ethan: Did you see Luca got his ear pierced
James: He got a von Mayer it was in the gay ear
von Schrittenberg is an gut that cant Quit smocking
Max Lecher is a von schrottenberg
Getting rid of op's on opp block by force
Lil bro: "Bout to go clear them ops"
Big bro: "Yh lets go king vonning g"
A polite way of saying you have to take a shit
Hey I'll be right there! I gotta take a me a von dumpski real quick!
Frederick Von Bae is an adorable little stuffed animal that would like to be loved.
Frederick Von Bae is so fluffy