pink velvet sausage wallet

a women with a loose vagina

ah man that chick had a pink velvet sausage wallet like ive never seen.

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Red Velvet Butter cream

The opposite of Butter loaf. how nice a womans ass/vagina is.
all ass is considered Cake.

megan fox has RED VELVET Butter CREAM

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avoid like the Velvet Fog

To evade something at all costs. See avoid like the plague.

Nuts, I avoid like the Velvet Fog, because I'm deathly allergic to them.

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Red velvet cake day

A day where everyone can eat as much red velvet cake as they want!!

Kid 1: hey bro it’s red velvet cake day! You know what that means

Kid 2: let’s eat as much red velvet cake as we can!!!!!

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robert's red velvet cookies

When Robert (or any other female) makes cookies out of their period blood and their lover's semen

"When ever my girl makes 'robert's red velvet cookies, I run out of the house because of the smell of it."

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Jackson is the Wendy of Red Velvet

Something someone says when an idol does something wrong so they drag Jackson into the problem.

Wendy: Oh nah! What did you say girl? Mmnmn nu uh! *Imitates black female*
Wendy fan: But Jackson is the Wendy of Red Velvet! He did something problematic too! So of course I'll drag him into this!

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playing boingo-boingo in her velvet underground

SEX!

Doin the dirty...

fucking around

being a 14 year olds mothers worst nightmare

Mom: Son, I don't feel that you should go to Sarah's tonight..

Son: Chill, mom, it's not like I'm playing boingo-boingo in her velvet underground!

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