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a super cool guy thats really awsome .
look at that guy he locks so god he must be a wille vodka
It's quite simple, honestly. You take a fresh bottle of straight vodka (none of that flavored crap), and you steep a bag of tea in it (preferably either Twinings English Breakfast, Bigelow Lemon, or Earl Grey) in the fridge for AT LEAST 8 hours. Et voila you have tea vodka.
"Made some tea vodka for the viewing party tonight!"
every friday is when you drink a shit ton of vodka. it's mandatory to drink as much as possible, since that's the friday way
hey it's finally vodka friday
i can't wait until vodka friday
This is Katelyn, she likes tomato ketchup, she likes it too much, and she has 8 baby teeth removed,, This is Leon, his mother pulls him with a wheelchair, because he's too heavy to walk, Colin is 13, he is drinking half a bottle of vodka every Friday
13 year old boy drinks vodka every Friday is a a sad story.
The act of inserting a bottle of vodka in to your anal cavity - in-taking the liquid then dumping both the vodka and your feces back into the bottle
Guy 1: YO DUDE MOLLY JUST DID A VODKA POOM
Guy 2: NO WAY - THAT'S SO HOT - THINK I'M GONNA ASK HER OUT
The best Russian vodka created. Masterfully created in the heart of Siberia by bears, it says on the bottle best consumed with caviar. The legend has the recipe was created by Putin himself.
This Beluga vodka goes through like water
Coke to vodka is someone who is a best friend to his vodka they have there fights but they will always be the closest friends the coke is usually very dramatic but the vodka will always be there for him
Max: you’re my coke to the vodka
Jessica: you’re the vodka to my coke
Coke to vodka is the best friendship opposite genders can have