cock vomit sniffer

some one who goes around sniffing jizz after either ejactulation from masturbation, or ejactulating on a mans penis or bunghole, or a womans ass hole, tits, or vagina

dude u hear about jeff it turns out hes a cock vomit sniffer cause mindy told me he jizzedon here face and anus and tits just sniffed it for a half hour straight

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kamikaze vomit comet

The act of vomitting onto a group of people.

Freddy ran into the crowded room and had a ferocious kamikaze vomit comet all over the place.

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vomit-suicide

A manner of offing one's self involving vomiting until one dies from it. Usually committed as a result of seeing something horrible or banging someone exceedingly unattractive.

"Man, I can't believe you hooked up with Shelly. That bitch is huge!"
"Yeah, I almost had to commit vomit-suicide the next day."

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Vomit Odor Syndrome

Also known as VOS, Vomit Odor Syndrome is caused when someones stomach acid has been "upchucked" orally out from there bodies.
This creates a disgusting aroma which can make you, or someone else, vomit. This causes different side effects at different times of day. For example, in the morning it may cause hunger or flatulence. In the afternoon, where it happens more commonly, makes you not want to go outside and be active and stay near a bucket or toilet hoping it doesn't happen again. In the nighttime or evening, you will become tired and want to go to bed earlier. The actual Vomiting of VOS is caused by many things, more commonly bad food, eating disorders, Seeing or smelling some one else vomit, and amusement rides made for that sort of thing.

Guy: Dude you wanna go on "The Bowel Movement?" It has a short line!
Dude: No thanks I know you have just eaten three funnel cakes, and I don't want to catch
Vomit Odor Syndrome .

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Spoiled Dick Vomit

Barack Hussein Obama II

During the next presidential election in 2012, it will be great to purge our great country of spoiled dick vomit.

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monkey vomit green

The color of tractors built by the Oliver tractor manufacturing company of Charles City IA in the mid 20th century.

I never understood why they painted their tractors monkey vomit green but it sure is ugly.

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Vomiting With A Smile On Your Face.

A term usually meant to describe early users of heroin, they often "vomit with a smile on their face."

"Of course he was vomiting — that’s what people on heroin do, they vomit. It’s called ‘vomiting with a smile on your face’.”

"Oh, so he's a new junkie?"

"Yeah, vomiting with a smile on your face."