someone who is always worrying about the littlest things that don't even matter. they are usually women or (gay men) who care about gossiping/making fun of other people for there own amusement. they usually care about spreading gossip in a derogatory way, to make themselves seem "cool" . many rich girls are frequently wash- women, and if you are guy wash women you are most likely gay, but just don't know it yet.
"OMG. Did you hear what Tiffany said to Lauren's sisters aunts uncle?"
"No who gives af. Stop being such a wash women
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Where one who is lucky enough to possess long vagina flaps, squats over her unknowing prey - usually asleep, passed out or even dead, and proceeds to dunk, stroke and caress her trailing labia into any available cervice or indeed hole of the human face. The mouth and eye sockets are the most desired areas to scrub upon.
Curtain washing (aka inverted teabag, kunt kissing) is a very rare maneuver and very few have had the pleasure of seeing it performed.
Leigh was so infuriated by the nights events she decided her satin curtains could do with a good wash to calm her down and the nearest thing to a washboard was that horrible boy's face.
Luke: Hey, have you ever seen your wife wash the curtains?
Matthew: No, my wife is a pussy, curtain washing is for the brave and fearless
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The act of dismissing crimes committed by groups whom the woke perceive as historically marginalized. Example? Native Tribes raided, slaughtered, enslaved, & committed genocide toward each other for centuries before Chrissy C showed up. It was constant, merciless, nomadic war.
The woke refuse to celebrate Christopher Columbus day because of the atrocities he committed, and replaced it with Indigenous peoples day. But when you raise the point that tribes committed just as heinous crimes against each other they bury their head in the sand. That's woke-washing.
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Someone who gets their tongue wet then getting theirtongue dry. Which is licking a vagina then an asshole.
I want to do a TONGUE WASH on that girl.
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When someone's tounge goes round and round the persons mouth that they are pulling / snogging
'When I pulled that girl she was like a washing machine. Her tounge just kept going round in circles'
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When you are hooking up with someone, and the person you are hooking up with has their tongue in your mouth and moves it around in robotic circles like a washing machine, not passionate or pleasant, at all.
"So you got with Jack this weekend?!"
"Yeah, but he was an awful kisser, i got washing-machined!"
"Eww, that's gross..."
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Using diversity casting to prop up or add cred a poor script or generally bad film.
The Ghostbusters remake was so bad they woke washed it by making it an all female cast.
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