weapons of mass destruction

Modern equivalent of the Holy Grail: they may never be found, but they sure provide impetus for Christian westerners to crusade into the Middle East and kill brown people.

"Monty Python and the Weapons of Mass Destruction"

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weapon of math instruction

The quadratic equation, as defined by a t-shirt from Cal-Poly.

Crazy J got a "weapon of math instruction" t-shirt from a former student who now attends Cal Poly.

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weaponized autism

Something only a sufferer of "half-rack autism" (alcoholic) would say. People who are born with autism have an excuse; people suffering from half-rack autism have no excuse at all.

Dave: "Hey, Carl! What's with that flamefest on the Hyundai forum you go to?"
Carl: (as he cracks open his 11th beer of the night) "I'unno, some weaponized autism shit."
Dave: (shakes head) "Says the dumbass whose autism comes from a can...or twelve of them. Dude, that's bullshit, grow up."

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weapon of mass destruction

what G.W. could not find and has many of at his ranch in texas. that cheap prick.

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weaponized emotional instability

When women use their rollercoaster of feelings to manipulate men.

Jessie starting sobbing when Bobby glanced at another girl. Bobby willing to do anything to get her to stop crying offered to buy her something at the store accross the street. Jessie's emotions were real but rather than mature and stive for mental health, she preferred her weaponized emotional instability to get Bobby to buy her stuff.

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weapons of mass destruction

Used by Iraq on the Kurds a few years ago, therefore proving they had them.

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weapons of mas turbation

Something the Prez always talks about but never gets

They know that Iraq have these weapons... Personally I think its a big wank.

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