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weed

A plant from heaven

1. Dude, this weed is bomb.

by idek` March 05, 2015


weed

a form of herbal medicine used to help with glaucoma commonly used recreational and illegal in most provinces countries with multiple known abbreviations such as pot, dope, mary-jane, the devils lettuce, herb, and many more

that weed is a sublime substance to smoke for recreational use today

by CrOcKaDoOdLeDoO November 20, 2014


Weed

Something you should smoke everyday.

Smoke weed everyday!

by Qbou3mT March 05, 2015


nebunu weed

The most popular drug dealer known across the entire world, his drugs are the best ones you will ever experience in your life, no other drug compares to his. He's also a world famous hacker being known for breaking into the world's most advanced security multiple times.

Person 1: Hey bro where do you find these drugs?
Person 2: Nebunu weed obviously, he has the best drugs!

by Le Doomed July 06, 2021


Weed cousin

Your cousin, usually older than you, who smokes a lot of weed. If you don't have an older brother, it is likely that your weed cousin introduced you to smoking, and that he probably did it too early. Depending on geographical relation, a high-schooler may find himself at his weed cousin's house as often as once a month, and it is common to procure cannabis from the weed cousin until one's own supply becomes secure. Usually the son of a vodka aunt.

I was off with my weed cousin last weekend... He introduced me to dabbing. And edibles. I still can't think clearly!

by KarimGiles September 24, 2016


Weed Coma

When you wake up in the middle of the night after smoking a bunch of weed, and the lights are all on, phones dead, fully clothed, and confused on what happened.

“Yo I smoked so much weed last night I got put into Weed Coma”

by brandonxperry June 03, 2019


Weed Eater

The most randomly generated punchline to a joke.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"Weed eater"

by UR MOM IS HELLA GAY November 14, 2019