tell you what

1. To kick someone in the face

1. I'm gonna tell you what!

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“it matters not what you’ve done but what you do with what you’ve done for others”

To be honest this quote make absolutely no sense by go off. Noah scentedmayo said this at an award show.

Me: “That girl was rude, I’m going to go kick her.”
My Friend: “it matters not what you’ve done but what you do with what you’ve done for others” , follow the quote or else karma will get ur ass

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Who are you, and what have you done with

Used to express astonishment when somebody says or does something completely out of character. The only possible explanation is that they've been replaced by an alien shape-shifter who looks exactly like them, but acts differently.

The phrase is a parody of the cliché found in old movies, when somebody returns home to find their lover gone and a stranger in their place.

Shanee: "I'm going to stay in tonight and study."
Ruthie: "Who are you, and what have you done with Shanee?"

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you know what? fuck you

this nigga hurt. either about to walk away or hurt you severely.

person a: you a lame ass bitch

person b: you know what? fuck you.

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what are you doing step bro?

the reason for the termination of photosynthesis is to measure the amount of testosterone in the air then times x by the power of flex tape and he will give you the answer of 30#*₩£?♧~《¿

Donald trump is trapped in the basement JOE BIDEN YELLS WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO?

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I know I am but what are you?

The opposite of the widely known, stupid comeback, This will usaully get your offendor to say something stupid about themselves.

Person 1: You suck eggs!

Person 2: I know I am but what are you?

Person 1: A dipwad.

Person 2: Exactly

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What would you do for a Klondike bar?

For that chocolate-coated ice cream
Loaded big and thick, no room for a stick

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

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