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To be honest this quote make absolutely no sense by go off. Noah scentedmayo said this at an award show.
Me: “That girl was rude, I’m going to go kick her.”
My Friend: “it matters not what you’ve done but what you do with what you’ve done for others” , follow the quote or else karma will get ur ass
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Used to express astonishment when somebody says or does something completely out of character. The only possible explanation is that they've been replaced by an alien shape-shifter who looks exactly like them, but acts differently.
The phrase is a parody of the cliché found in old movies, when somebody returns home to find their lover gone and a stranger in their place.
Shanee: "I'm going to stay in tonight and study."
Ruthie: "Who are you, and what have you done with Shanee?"
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this nigga hurt. either about to walk away or hurt you severely.
person a: you a lame ass bitch
person b: you know what? fuck you.
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the reason for the termination of photosynthesis is to measure the amount of testosterone in the air then times x by the power of flex tape and he will give you the answer of 30#*₩£?♧~《¿
Donald trump is trapped in the basement JOE BIDEN YELLS WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO?
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The opposite of the widely known, stupid comeback, This will usaully get your offendor to say something stupid about themselves.
Person 1: You suck eggs!
Person 2: I know I am but what are you?
Person 1: A dipwad.
Person 2: Exactly
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For that chocolate-coated ice cream
Loaded big and thick, no room for a stick
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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an old school slang word used to disapprove the actions or suggentions or another. the dates of the actually week is the 28th of january - 4th of february.
"can i go to the city with jack daniels?"
"absoulutley not, what do you think this is bush week?
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