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A fake mocha drink made generally made from leftover coffee and either hot chocolate mix or powder mocha mix. The resulting drink tastes nothing like a legitimate mocha.
Mark: What the hell are you drinking?
Jason: There wasn't enough coffee in the pot for a whole cup so I added some hot chocolate powder to make a white trash mocha.
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Shake and Bake chicken with a side of Rice-o-roni. This nutritionally vacant meal can be paired with PBR or Schlitz but the most appropriate beverage paring is probably Jim Beam on the rocks. Under no circumstances should White Trash Chicken Dinner (WTCD) be served with any green vegetable.
Trailer Park Boys is on tonight, you want to fix some White Trash Chicken Dinner and watch it?
Here is a list of requirements to check if your white trash. If you answer yes to more than five you are white trash
Sexually active and trying to get pregnant at the age of 14
Use social media to tell lies
Wear clothes that are to tight for you
Post clevage shot on social Media and ask how pretty her baby is.
Has no education
Has no job
Has no drivers license
Has no friends except for people they have never met but except a friend request on Facebook
Uses the amount of friends they have on Facebook to feel popular
Spends all day on them self instead of raising their baby
Blames everyone for their shitty life
Still lives at home with a baby and spouse and allows parents to support them.
If they have a stripper name like sparkle or Destany
Did you see Destany I think she is a white trash teen mom.
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Application of various disreputable and/or fraudulent strategies calculated to obtain a warranty repair or replacement to which one would not otherwise be entitled. Closely related to white trash exchange, white trash rebate, white trash refund, white trash regifting, etc.
Cletus, fearing that his high-dollar videocam would fail once the 5-year extended warranty period expired, obtained a full-value replacement with a well-crafted white trash warranty claim, after correctly surmising that 10 seconds in the microwave effectively simulated a covered lightning strike and/or electrical surge.
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wcwt all started when darcy knol and our original drummer sean white left another band for some reason. they kept jammin together until sean was about to move to nova scotia. just before this happened, darcy ran into an old friend by the name of bill. bill said "hey, i know a dude who plays guitar and is looking for people to jam with." so sean and darcy went with bill to this dudes house who turned out to be trevor gilby. sean and darcy played a few songs for trevor and he liked it. sean, darcy and trevor only had 2 jam sessions with this line up before sean moved to nova scotia. so it was only 2 again.... then nathan neergard one day was servin' smokes at the local fasgas when darcy strolled in. there was some heavy metal playin in the background and they started to talk about music. and thats when darcy invited nathan over to try out some vocals for wcwt. nathan brought his cousin andy akins who played drums. seeing as how we didn't have a drummer at the time, he filled in to get a feel for the music. well the drums were pretty good so we asked andy to join. after a while of pondering the idea of being in a band andy said he was down with wcwt. now we need a bassist.............. oh then we found one rob amatto responded to an ad that trev had out online or somethin, he learned the songs.
guy 1: woah man, your mohawk is destroyed and your bleeding from the face!
justin peck: ya man i just left a world class white trash show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A female that wears copious amounts of make-up that is as thick as pancake batter. Often wears so much usually to cover a bad acne condition, or to erase the mutilating effects of a face lift gone bad. These women are often afraid of any aging appearance so they try to look 22 years old for the next 45 years. By the time they are 80 years old they look like "talking skulls" or a morticians nightmare.
Middle age guy: Wow! Did you see that middle age gal over there? She looks great for her age. Is she single again?
Teenager: Yeah that's my great grandmother. Shes had 8 face lifts. Shes 84 years old with a "white trash face" from her recent surgery.
Middle age guy: I could take her to the Lawrence Welk Show reunion concert this weekend.
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