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A character from 13 reason why who bears a slight resemblance to a cutie named Cynthia. You will use this statement “omg it’s Hannah baker” to expertly slide into her dm’s. Little do you know this girl is gorgeous, sweet, caring, kind, fun, smart, funny, cute, has the prettiest green eyes that just get you, a cuddler, and so so sweet. Also a major cutie. It’s gonna break your heart to find out she lives 4 hours away. This distance won’t kill anything it just leaves a longing. Everyday you come home from school you’ll just be so excited to get to talk to her, even if it’s just on the phone. There will be nothing you want more than to see her again. To kiss her lips, to wipe her tears, to hold her in your arms, to go to dances with her, to hug her, to drive around jamming out with her, to BE with her. Someday Cynthia..... someday. The only problem is that she’s ruthless and super good at cup pong and will mercilessly beat you every single time, but she’s soo cute when she’s winning it doesn’t even matter, because you know that the real winner, is YOU.
Hannah baker is just an excuse to talk to the pretty girl you saw at camp and get to know her.
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Slang used for smoking 13 rounds of marijuana in a row.
After Billy and his friends smoked a baker's dozen, they were melting through the floor.
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Sex act where doughnut holes are inserted into one's anus. Usually followed up with a greasy breakfast.
There was a whole box of Timbits left over so I gave her a baker's dozen.
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Person who is baked 9/10ths of the day.
The two young stoners in lake padgett are mega-bakers.
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a boy who owns my heart,
he probably doesn’t know it but he’s cast a spell on me that nobody can undo,
i’m lost,
you are the knife inside my chest that pains me with every breath i take,
and the only way to stop the pain is to pull out the knife or to stop breathing.
“why are you looking at him like that?!”,” i can’t help it, he’s my josh baker”
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Slit ur wrists while in the bath
The Hannah Baker
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