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Having beers be with you at all time, alcohol.
Hey johnny, may the brew be with you and don't let the alcohol be out of your sight.
Methamphetamine. This term references how Indiana is known for corn and meth production and it is our "special brew".
Hey, did you hear about that lab bust the other day?
No, were they making Indiana Brew?
Yeah man, that's like the third this week!
Someone who believes that they know so much about brewing, or are so completely self involved, that they think that the whole world needs to know about what they are doing. So they create a you tube channel dedicated to it.
Sometimes this narcissitic wank fest can include:
BEER TASTING REVIEWS: Watching someone drink a beer, comment on its aroma, body, colour & taste. When the experience is COMPLETELY subjective.
Just because you can taste peaches and fresh mowed grass, doesn't mean that other people care!
HOW TO VIDEOS:
These can include how to make your own brew house (badly) How to make beer (badly) How to look after your beer (badly) How to dress like a brewer (badly) and hipster related rubbish.
RAMBLING:
Listening to some gob-shite waffle on about their kids, or how they popped round to trevors the other day.
CIRCLE JERKING:
This is where they thank other brewtubers for mentioning their name or something they did on youtube, to get subscribers to 'like' each other.
PREMATURE BREWTUBER:
People who have no effing idea what they are doing. So new to brewing, but so keen to be on the internet so everyone can see them. They set up their youtube channel before they have even made anything. So you can experience the whole process alongside them. Usually these guys stick around for 6 episodes before they realise how shit they actually are, and/or that no-one actually cares.
"Dave? Put down the bloody smart phone! I'm here for brew day, I'm not a bloody brew tuber"
"See that video from Alan yesterday?" , "didn't realise he was a brew tuber"
15mins of my life I'll never get back, bloody brew tuber
The best podcast ever. It’s about an alien named Xion and robot named Brewbot. They drink beer and fuck shit up. It’s on spotify
Yo did you listen to Brew Skiz last night.
Hell yeah, Xion is such a dumbass.
A game involving two or more players and any number of drinks, fluids, whatever have you (note: this game is best played under the influence). Imagine hot potato, but replace your usual projectile with drinks, and swap out throwing a ball or whatever with spitting the liquid into the next player's mouth, otherwise known as the "witch's brew".
After the first player has gargled for 30 seconds, they spit into the next player's mouth, and are given the opportunity to add something to the brew. Spitting out the brew (the witch's brew equivalent of dropping the "hot potato") results in elimination. Rinse and repeat the process until someone either wins by swallowing the "witch's brew" (which requires at least 4 passes of the brew between players), or is the last one standing after all others have spat out the brew.
Brody: "Ayo, did you hear this bro?"
Terry: "Nah, what's up?"
Brody: "P Diddy just got exposed for hosting competitive games of Witch's Brew at his celebrity parties."
Terry: "Sick."
Filling a woman’s gaping asshole to the brim with that salty meat extract paste then pushing your hot meat stick into the cocktail of stool and meat paste for 3 mins let set and serve straight into your mouth
Oh blast my parents walked in on my and my stepsister brewing bovril